My old bitch is new rock, in a sense
Repetitive and useless like a bad dream
She nagged away like their shitty guitars
And her tits were just like their riffs
(fucking terrible)

The love she gave me was their guitar solo
It didn't fucking go nowhere
The love she gave me was their lyrics
Exaggerated and meaningless

Todays rock is like a fucking bitch
You wanna fuck her, but she says she aint ready
When the fuck will rock ever be ready?
How long will we have to put up with this shit?

I've moved on from my old bitch
She lied and cheated
I've moved on from new rock
Rock has been defeated

They go hand in hand
Both driven by money
They go hand in hand
Both boring and not funny

Todays rock is like a fucking bitch
You wanna fuck her, but she says she aint ready
When the fuck will rock ever be ready?
How long will we have to put up with this shit?

If only new rock were porn
If only new rock was awesome
It's true, rock is dead
We can only wait and hope
Rock now is like that fucking bitch
Too fucking tight, taking no risks
Never wanting to try anything new
All repetitive shit