Break a mirror, roll the dice

Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight

Go into business with a grizzly bear

But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Find a well known hardman and start a fight

Wear your shell suit on bonfire night

Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square

But just don't sit down cause I moved your chair

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes

Kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates

Do the macarena in the devil's lair

But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah