Well you heard about Jimmy Jimmy knew what to do He drew his feet up on the bed without taking off his shoes He attempted to look really cool He was the smart-ass clever motherfucker in school With his body into balance And his mind in shape He told his friends to record every football game that was played and All the episodes of ‘the Office’ So he wouldn’t miss a thing And in the meantime he would show His family and the world how rough he is And with his mind gone Hey Jimmy, we’re waiting for you man We’re losing all the games without you Our new goalie really sucks ass Do come back fast When Jimmy came back his plants had all died Cuz his parents had forgotten all about them His team got put way back to minor league And Jimmy looked bleak cuz his life had had its peak With his body into balance And do it over And do it over again And do it over again Not to be told to do as they told him Not to be told to do as they told him To not do.