Well you heard about Jimmy
Jimmy knew what to do
He drew his feet up on the bed without taking off his shoes
He attempted to look really cool
He was the smart-ass clever motherfucker in school
With his body into balance
And his mind in shape
He told his friends to record every football
game that was played and
All the episodes of ‘the Office’
So he wouldn’t miss a thing
And in the meantime he would show
His family and the world how rough he is
And with his mind gone
Hey Jimmy, we’re waiting for you man
We’re losing all the games without you
Our new goalie really sucks ass
Do come back fast
When Jimmy came back his plants had all died
Cuz his parents had forgotten all about them
His team got put way back to minor league
And Jimmy looked bleak cuz his life had had its peak
With his body into balance
And do it over
And do it over again
And do it over again
Not to be told to do as they told him
Not to be told to do as they told him
To not do.