This is for them 20 something's
Time really moves fast you were just 16
This is for the 30 something's
That didn't turn out exactly how your mum and dad wanted you to be
This is for them 40 something's
Well raise up your glass and laugh like a motherfucker
This is for them 50 something's
Hell you're half way there, baby, take it to the head

Mum and dad tried to hide the world
Said the world is just too big for a little girl
Eyes wide open, can't you see
I had my first heels by the age of thirteen

Mum and dad tried to hide the boys
I swear that just make them want me more
At fourteen they asked me what I wanna be
I said baby, 21, so I get me a drink

I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you something
Not a preacher but we can pray if you want
Ain't a doctor but I can make you feel better
But I'm great at writing these sick love letters

I'm a freak all day, all night
Hot, tap, sway
Boy, out of sight
And I'm crazy all day, all night
Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life

Schoolin' life
Schoolin' life

This is for them pretty something's
Livin' in the fast lane, see you when you crash baby
This is for them sexy something's
That body can't always get you out of everything
This is for them bitter something's
Stop living in regret, baby, it's not over yet
And this is for them trippin something's
That's high old life baby, put me on your side

I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you something
Not a preacher but we can pray if you want
Ain't a doctor but I can make you feel better
But I'm great at writing these sick love letters

I'm a freak all day, all night
Hot, tap, sway
Boy, out of sight
And I'm crazy all day, all night
Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life

Schoolin' life
Schoolin' life

You know what it costs to be the boss
One day you'll run the town
For now make your life what you decide
Baby party till the fire mashes
Mash this sucker down

I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you something
Not a preacher but we can pray if you want
Ain't a doctor but I can make you feel better
But I'm great at writing these sick love letters

I'm a freak all day, all night
Hot, tap, sway
Boy, out of sight
And I'm crazy all day, all night
Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life
Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life

There's not a real way to live this for real
Just remember stay relentless....oh yeah, oh yeah
Don't stop running until it's finished
It's up to you, the rest is unwritten