When I was a boy
You know I used to say
You know I don't wanna
Go to school today

And the excuse I used
To always tell my dad
Is my pussy hurts real bad

Oh my pussy hurts real bad
It sure ain't funny and it makes me mad
Cause its the best damn pussy that I ever had
But my pussy hurts real bad

My girlfriend
Wanted to do some fucking
And I would'a if I could'a
Cause she's so good looking

I said I had to pass
And she sure got mad
When I said my pussy hurts real bad

Now sometimes I think that my girlfriend
Might just be a lesbian
Cause when we're all alone at night
She makes my pussy feel just right

Now some people they might say
That they don't like a man to talk this way
If you're gonna talk about your dick then hey
Pussy's no good but vagina's o.k.

So my vagina hurts real bad...