After the speeches and after the show
Your brooks brothers outfit looks ready to go
With your polished words and your leather pumps
Your ivy league cheers for the girls for the cause
Well now the room is different boys, beers and boobs
What will go over, what do you think?
Money can't buy you everything
Don't trade your pride for alcohol

Two beers later, that's where we left her
Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go
Two beers later, that's where we left her
Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go

You brought our band here for just one show
Said we'd play for the ladies, play for the folks
But i saw you at the party in the back end room
Talkin' to the boys, hangin' with the dudes
Our music doesn't matter not a thing to you
What will go over, what do you think?
Money can't buy you everything
Don't condescend to me in starched white cuffs

Two beers later, that's where we left her
Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go
Two beers later, that's where we left her
Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go

Two beers later, that's where we left her
Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go
Two beers later, that's where we left her
Took one for the money, two for the show, let's go