Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're down,
With your hormones bouncing up and down.
Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're sad
It'ss a weird nine months that you had have
There is shit going down that you can't disguise
When you boobs gone up ten times in size,
Your cups gone up from an A to D,
It's bad for you but it's fun for me.

Now just because a little rumpy pump,
Now you're walking round with a great big bump
You might think a bit of French
and you should have said non
Or at least you would have made me put a condom on
I think you might find that it's really fun
I know it's no use
unless you make it bun
It's something to learn yeah it really is,
Now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you baby
through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy
and keep everything clean
I'll change the nappies through the washing machine
'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,
I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy.

Oh!
Who!

Sometimes you think "what a fool I am
Why did I marry this awful man?"
Now a baby's part of my family plan
Can it kick me well yes it can
My name's Ken and I've got fleas
Do you like being a daddy?
Yeah, definetly.
Well I have to warn you although its fun
There are times when you wish you had been a nun

I'll be there with you baby
through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy
and I'll bring in the bread
I'll be the nanny, you can go out instead
I know that you'll be grumpy,
that's what everyone says
And you're not going to hump me for 43 days
If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it,
Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it
'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,
Sometimes I make you saddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy

(beat box)
Mother!
Mother!
I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy
Ho!
Break it down now,

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way