Mine was a Wednesday death One afternoon at approximately three-fifteen I gave up and died and nobody cried
Mine was a bloodless death Not grim Not gory More like Ali Macgraw’s new enzyme detergent demise in “love story” Neat and tidy unlike Christ’s on Friday
Friends were fooled by the fact I still breathed And I spoke And I smiled And I lied in my handy dandy imitation life disguise kit I sent away for it The styrofoam face fits so neatly in place with the pre-recorded voice of your choice and it almost sounds read it’s a guaranteed deal And you don’t feel a thing And you can teach it to sing And all your friends Are deceived And nobody grieves
Mine was a Wednesday death One afternoon at approximately three-fifteen I was quietly laid to rest And nobody guessed
A handy disposable heart marks time in a plastic breast And so it goes And nobody knows I am non bio-degradable.