Less bullshit masculine mountain conquering crap

Apply lipgloss in a pay toilet
All the people we know and love going to the places they love to go
How did he get that scar?
His brother cut him
No way
Real pig skin
Imaginary hot romance with Daniel Day Lewis
Welcome to the county of Hampshire
Jam After School

A stung lip
She's never known life without gut problems
Baseball cap and sunglasses, wear both?
I saw a schoolboy queue
Stretch sequins over your flesh
Give me a woman in a fancy hat at 2am
Cottage country lane
Double accident
A sausage roll and two mags will do me
If you didn't know
Buggies and luggage
Could you just
Can you just
What if you
Please?

We could be great together
If we just agreed to be
Brains changed by the sea
Everyone on the train is heartbroken
If you don't stop smoking your curves won't grow