It doesn't matter if you're large or small

Trapezoid, or short or tall

Even if you can't dance at all

All you really gotta do is shine

It doesn't matter if your life's a mess

The whole process will coalesce

Girls, just try to effervesce

All you really have to do is shine

chorus:

Give them that old razzle dazzle

Turn on the old pizzazz

There's no time for shilly shally

Give it backbone, give it welly

Bowl 'em over, knock them out

Show them what life is all about

Give them that old razzle dazzle, and shine

It doesn't matter if you're unemployed

Only partially humanoid

An octopoid whose mind's a void

All you gotta do is shine

It doesn't matter if you're born in Leeds

They love to see a heart that bleeds

You'll all be stars one day, you'll see

All you really gotta do is shine

[repeat chorus]

You might be feeling lousy

You might be feeling blue

A little disenchanted

A minor touch of flu

They couldn't give a monkey's cuss

They couldn't give a fig

Come on girls get over it

It's all part of the gig

Give them that old rinkle tinkle

Give them the old kabam

Grab the buggers by the bollocks

Knock 'em sideways, blow their minds out

Keep it coming, keep it coming

There's no time for half-assed frolics

Give them that old razzle dazzle, and shine

It doesn't matter if you're short or squat

Cerebrally challenged, completely shot

You might have it, or might not

All you really have to do is

All you really have to do is shine

Give them that old razzle dazzle and shine

Give them that old razzle dazzle and shine, and shine, and shine