Well, if I go down in history, I'll owe it to this misery
From all the lies you told to me
and this poor ol' heart you broke
Now people, they might walk on by and never even recognize
That I'm a legend in disguise, not just your average Joe

You'll probly find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor
If you look up a world-class fool
And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been
At drinkin' doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand
Everybody's gonna know my name
When they hang my star behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Whoo
Hahahahaha, ha ha

Now see those bottlеs in a line
every onе's a friend of mine (Aw, mine too)
And we have us a real good time in spite of all the pain
Bein' famous has a price
there's smoke and mirrors and neon lights
I'm livin' proof that lonely nights can drive a man insane

You'll probly find a picture of me sippin' on my liquor
If you look up a world-class fool
And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been
At drinkin' doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand
Everybody's gonna know my name
When they hang my star behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Well, you'll probly find a picture
of me sippin' on my liquor
If you look up a world-class fool
And I'll say it once again, I'm the best that's ever been
At drinkin' doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand
Everybody's gonna know my name
When they hang my star behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Yeah, they'll hang our stars behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame
Aw, yeah
Cheers, brother