They said I have a universal blood type I can give to anyone in need But only receive from someone exactly like me (mm) And I'm trying to be positive But oh, it's really hard I'm a loner, I'm a loser Won't you shoot me in my heart? Put me down like a lame horse Or send me to the farm Where all the dogs go (oh)
I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know, I'm such a sweet girl but I can really bite (I can really bite)
'Cause my dog died last year He fell asleep in my embrace And the very last thing I told him Was: See you soon and we can race You know a mercy kill is what I seek I didn't ask to live, but dying's up to me
I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Well, they say all dogs go to heaven Well, what about a bitch? What about an evil girl Left clawing in a ditch? Told the three people who asked that I am in a better place With lots of trees and lots of grass And lots of, lots of chocolate cake
'Cause I'm not old, but I am tired I'm not strong, I'm very weak I'm not old, but I am tired I'm not here, I'm somewhere else I'm not old, but I am tired I'm one hundred ninety-six In dog years, I have seen enough I've seen it all
I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite
Down like a lame horse Or send me to the farm Where all the dogs go