Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels

For all the goddamn day

I got aches and annoyance from living

To earn my pay

Yet some peace and quiet from you would really

Go a long way

So ease it down

You see I'm tired, I'm spent

I'm really feeling my age

You know life is twice as hard

When you're living

Half on the stage

And I barely have the energy

To sing you this song

So let's get some cartoons and vodka

And do 'em all night long

OOh boy, are you ready for some fun?

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down

OOh (x2)

You can call me juvenile

But I'm picky on how I spend my time

Don't you know

It takes two crates of makeup

To go out lookin' this fine

I don't work these nails to the bone

To hear you squabble and whine

So help me out

You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet

And it's really not fair

Takes more than a tall cool glass of you

There honey, to bring me up for air

And I've been too blown to rest these bones

For a long country mile

So let's get some cartoons and vodka

And put 'em on for a while

OOh boy, now gimme some of that smile

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down

OOh (x2)

OOh boy, are you ready for some fun?

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down

OOh (x2)

OOh, drink them down, drink 'em down, ooh

Drink them down

Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down

Down, oh, oh, ooh

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down