She broke up with me two days later
I think she met her don Juan in Italy
She has a new man I have a new mustache
Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man
And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter
To walk the earth alone
I'll never shave again
On the night she left me
Facial hair grew miraculously
I dressed in black like Johnny cash
And grew this beard of shame
I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn fenn
And sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy gibbons
I may appear wise but I'm an idiot
It's over she left me
And she will soon forget me
She found out I was lame I grew a beard of shame
Come all be faithful joyful and triumphant
I am a new man
I have a beard of shame