VIVIENNE,
(Spoken) Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top,
but I see a woman who doesn't have to.

(Sung) I used to pray for the day you'd leave
Swore up and down
You would not belong

But when I am wrong
I say I'm wrong
and I was wrong about you

So listen up!
I see no end to what you'll achieve
That's only if you don't turn and run

You proved it to me
Now show everyone what you can do
And you look great in dark blue!

Get back in the game
Back on the case
Take a good look at my face
I'm not a fool
And it's a rule
I do not pose!

But I see a star
You're my new muse
You've got the best freakin' shoes!
And you lit a fuse
So go show them who's
Legally Blonde!

CHORUS,
Sha la la la la la

VIVIENNE,
Yes, you lit a fuse
So go show them who's
Legally ...

ELLE,
(Spoken) Sorry Vivienne, but I'm never wearing that again.

PAULETTE,
(Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet!

ELLE,
(Spoken) I know! I said I'm never wearing that again...I'm wearing THIS!

(Sung) Back in the game

CHORUS,
Yes!

ELLE,
Back to the trial

CHORUS,
Yes!

ELLE,
But I'm going back in my style

CHORUS,
Back in her style!

ELLE,
'Cause it's a fact

CHORUS,
Yes!

ELLE,
When you're attacked

CHORUS,
Yes!

ELLE,
You've got to respond

CHORUS,
Got to got to got to got to respond!

ELLE,
Hand me my dog!

CHORUS,
Dog!

ELLE,
Hand me my bag

CHORUS,
Bag!

ELLE,
And that American flag!

CHORUS,
Got to be American!

ELLE,
Cause nobody screws

CHORUS,
No!

ELLE,
Somebody who's

CHORUS,
Who?

ELLE,
Legally Blonde

CHORUS,
Get on your feet
Cause she's legally blonde
Kicked to the street
Cause she's legally blonde
There's no retreat cause you're
Legally Blonde
Yeah!

Don't be afraid to be
Legally Blonde
Join the parade cause she's

ELLE'S MOTHER,
(Spoken) Honey look!
She's leading a parade!

ELLE,
(Spoken) Mom and Dad!

ELLE'S MOTHER,
(Spoken) Get a picture!

ELLE'S DAD,
(SPOKEN) Just one more please cause she's

CHORUS,
Legally Blonde

ELLE'S DAD,
(Spoken) Everyone say cheese!

ELLE MOTHER,
(Spoken) No say legally blonde!

CHORUS,
Legally Blonde!

Cause she's legally blonde...
Cause she's legally blonde...
Cause she's legally blonde!

SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR
(Spoken) Omigod Elle!

ELLE,
(Spoken) Thanks Greek Chorus
but I don't need voices in my head today.

SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR
Honey it's us!
The girls from Delta Nu!
We came to see
Our president be
Legally Blonde

CHORUS,
Jump on your feet
Cause she's legally blonde
You've got a right to be legally blonde
You've got a right to be
Legally Blonde

KYLE,
(Spoken) Paulette, I've got another package...

PAULETTE,
(Spoken) Thanks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the 'B' stand for?

KYLE,
(Spoken) Brendan...

(IRISH DANCE BREAK)

CHORUS,
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hey!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Back in the game
Back in the fray

ENID,
Back the hell outta the way!

BROOKE,
Mr. you're fired

CALLAHAN,
(Spoken) What?!

BROOKE,
Guess who I hired?

CHORUS,
(Spoken) Who?

BROOKE,
To represent me
You gotta to be...

CHORUS,
Yeah, you gotta be
Yeah, you gotta be
Yeah, you gotta be...

BROOKE,
Legally Blonde

ALL,
And she's legally blonde, oh yeah
And she's legally blonde, oh yeah
And she's legally blonde, oh yeah
Legally Blonde, oh yeah!