Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone
You're just doing your own thing and someone comes outta the blue
They're like "Alright what ya saying? Yeah, can I take your digits?"
And you're like "No. Not in a million years.
You're nasty please leave me alone".

Cut to the pub on our last night out
Man at the bar says it was his shout
Clocks his bird and she looked okay
She caught him looking and walked his way

"Alright darling are you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Er... no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend".

She's got no taste, hand on his waist
Tries to pull away put her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritza"
"Sorry love but you ain't a pretty picture"

You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number, 'cause I lost my phone"

“Oh yeah actually I'm pregnant
I'm like having a baby in like six months and er yeah, yeah”

I recognize this guy's way of thinking
As he walks over her face starts sinking
She's like "Oh here we go"
It's a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking "they're all the same"
"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah, what's you're name?"

She looks in her bag, takes out a fag
Tries to get away from a guy on a blag
Can't find a light, "here, use mine"
"See the thing is I just don't have the time"

You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number, 'cause I lost my phone"

Go away now, let me go
Are you stupid or just a little slow?
Go away now, I've made myself clear
No, it's not gonna happen, not in a million years

You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face, just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number, 'cause I lost my phone"