Hear that you went hoppin'
Went from bar to bar last night
Then you lost your lunch on susie
And you started up a fight
You were dancin' on the tables
And rollin' 'round the floor
And when your glass was empty
You went stumblin' 'round for more
Then I heard that you denied it
Said "it couldn't have been me"

But rum and coke, colt 45
Is all the proof you'll need

Chorus:
Rum and coke, no lyin'
Rum and coke, not me
Rum and coke, no denying
Rum and coke

Well I heard you got your pistol
And went shootin' up the place
And you went up to the bouncer
And you got right in his face
"saw you starin' at my girlfriend
And you better come straight with me"

'cause rum and coke, colt 45
Is all the proof you need

Chorus

Well you better learn a lesson
Better listen to advice
'cause you know I like my liquor
'cause it makes me feel so nice
But your friends don't want to know you
What a lonely man you'll be

'cause rum and coke, colt 45
Is all the proof you'll need

Rum and coke, no lyin'
Rum and coke, not me
Rum and coke, no denying
Rum and coke, rum and coke
Rum and coke, rum and coke