In the not-too-distant future Next Sunday A.D. There was a guy named Joel Not to different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute Just another face in a red jumpsuit He did a good job cleaning up the place But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space
We'll send him cheesy movies (ooh ooh ooh) The worst that we can find (la la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor his mind
Now keep in mind Joel can't control (ooh ooh ooh) When the movies begin or end (la la la) Because he used those special parts To make his robot friends
ROBOT ROLL CALL Cambot "pan left" Gypsy "hi, girl" Tom Servo "what a cool guy" Croooow! "oh, a wisecracker"
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show I should really just relax...