I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone

Like a butt capsisin'
No hoop on the horizon
Got a 2 year contract
And I'm stuck on Verizon

I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone

(I hate my life and I wanna die)
I got no iPhone
(It's 2009 people and everybody shoud have a iPhone!)
I got no iPhone
(My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide)
I got no iPhone