my eyes were the color of shit
so i switched them for blue
my earlobes were fat so i
had them each pierced six times through
my lips took up half of my face
so i switched them for small
i've switched plenty parts but it
would have been simpler
to switch it all

mister plastic surgeon
please replace my face
i don't like its shape
it don't like this place
so tell me mister plastic
i'd pay you enough
that would be fantastic
can't you carve it off