She knew which fork to use but she couldn't dance

So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the finance

Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

This is the story of illusion coma pimp and circumstance

She was older but rich beyond compare

She'd drop a thousand dollars at the saloon just to get her hair did

He was good at compliments better in the bunk

She laced him with a crib in Paris he hipped her to the funk

Way too fine he was for her

A dirty dog in expensive fur

As long as she's providing chips and whips

We can do this funky thing

As long as she was playing the host

He figured he would make the most of them hips and lips

He hooked her up rocked her coast to coast

Ugly she's so ugly rich beyond compare

She's dropped a couple hundred thousand dollars on a silver whip

Just to match the color of her hair

She said "Eye got plenty of what you need

Put the spoon down honey come on let mama feed you"

She knew which fork to use but she couldn't dance

So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the finance

Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

This is the story of illusion coma pimp and circumstance

Where was Eye? Oh yeah a gentleman he was

He never spoke about her nose

So prominent because in the dark it'd glow

If she was only tan instead of so lily white

Her name was Doris but he called her Flo

As in 'Rescent' that ain't right

Fluorescent every night

A situation bound to fail

As sure a Doris' skin was pale

Money might talk but what does it say?

You better get busy if you wanna get paid

Boy Eye was fine back in the day

She knew which fork to use but she couldn't dance

So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the finance

Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

That's the story of illusion coma pimp and circumstance

Now dance dance

He spent her money oh so well

Take a bath in cold Kristal

He took a trip to burn an old flame in 'Frisco like wow

But Doris caught him in her arms

She shrugged her shoulders and said "No harm"

Just put your name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco

She knew which fork to use but she couldn't dance

So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the finance

Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

This is the story of illusion coma pimp and circumstance

She knew which fork to use but she couldn't dance

So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the finance

Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?

This is the story of illusion coma pimp and circumstance

Now dance

Dance

Dance

Dance