Well I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way And I didn't ask to look like a bandit Just a single mother, got to feed my babes And I've done pretty well, I've just got to hand it To me?
Livin' on trash and berries and such And the folks in the big house, they put out so much Food for their precious kitty cats That me and my babes, we could get chubby On that?
From my sneaky bandit face To my hot bushy tail I'm tough mean and crafty Sharp of tooth and nail Don't mess with me Keep yer kitties outa sight Cuz I'm lurkin' by day And I rule the night
There's no wrong or right in what I do - Just protectin' my kids and findin' food Get out o' the hen house if you can't take the heat Can I help it if your chickies are so tender n sweet?
Well that's what you get for livin' out in the boonies Gotta deal with a bunch of us no good raccoons!
I ain't got much but I do pretty well Got m brains an my looks an my sense of smell I'm just try'n'ta survive on a day to day I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way