The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry
You fooled me twice, then one more time to add the cherry
On top of girls who look just like me
Then you tell me just to spite me
So I'm home, to be alone, with Ben and Jerry

(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I tell Ben and Jerry
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

You're the reason I scream
While I'm punching on my pillow like a bad dream
While I'm cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You'rе the reason I scream, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Thе only guys who don't make me cry are Ben and Jerry
To think my family wonders why I'll never marry
When every Nate, or Mark, or Curtis
Only makes my heart start hurting
I go home, to pack a bowl, with Ben and Jerry

(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I tell Ben and Jerry
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

You're the reason I scream
While I'm punching on my pillow like a bad dream
While I'm cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You're the reason I scream, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

So now I'm home, half-baked alone
I'm tired of this rocky road
Cause you're so cold, you need a cone
Ha-ha

You're the reason
Oh you're the reason I scream
While I'm punching on my pillow like a bad dream
While I'm cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You're the reason I scream, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry
Hmm