Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I'll talk of
Ponies and rainbows and things
And I'm just who

You want me to be
Like most creatures down here on the ground
I'm composed of the elements moving around
But I grow and change
And I shift and I switch
And it turns out

I'm actually kind of a bitch
But that only happens
When I get provoked
By some piece of shit
Asshole we all sadly know
And I sit and I write
While reminding you all
That mean songs
Are still better than going postal

That guy's an asshole
And that girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

And so I surprised you
With some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt
Whatever.

I hate to think
I have ruined the day
You're the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
But I'm sick and tired
Of your poisonous ways
You're a toxin wasting
Perfectly good space
And I say what I think
'cause it's more economic
Than drugs or a drink

That guy's an asshole
And that girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

And I won't let him in
Under my skin
He's a sad sack of shit
It's pathetic
Just a festering sore
That will never be more than that
If I don't let him

That guy's an asshole and that girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural no getting away from it
So sing it out with me and then let it go
Fuck that guy he's just an asshole