Annie Taylor bought herself a trailer,
And headed for the Golden State.
She had confidence she could work for defense,
To help to beat the sappy Jappies would be great.

She parked her trailer near a shipyard.
She asked them for employment
So they made her climb a mast.
A seagull landed on her head
And she came down but fast.

So she towed her trailer to an airplant.
She climbed into a plane,
And by mistake she turned the switch,
And she landed with her tail up in a ditch.

So she pulled her trailer to the Navy yard.
She met a gob of guards there
Who were guarding all the gates.
They said "We'd love to have ya
But we can't have female mates."

So she parked her trailer near an Army camp.
She walked up to the General
And said "Private you're so cute."
Now she's got an imprint of the generals boot.

Then she towed her trailer to a roundhouse.
She got a job as fireman,
But she got up to much steam.
The boiler blew and out she flew
And bounced back on the beam.

So she towed her trailer down the highway.
A traffic cop arrested her because she took a drink,
And so they parked her little trailer in the clink.