(Lennon/McCartney) G Bm Em Em7 C G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy, C Em Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade. G Bm Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad, C F Em Em7 Well I just had to laugh, C F Em C I saw the photograph. G Bm Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car, C Em Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed, G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people stood and stared, C F They'd seen his face before, Em Em7 C Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. G Bm Em Em7 I saw a film today oh boy C Em Asus2 The English army had just won the war G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people turned away C F But I just had to look Em Em7 C Having read the book Bm Em Asus2 Bm I'd love to turn you on.... (Orchestral climax leading to an E chord) E D Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head E B Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B And looking up, I noticed I was late E D Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat E B Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B And somebody spoke and I went into a dream C G D A E Aah ah ah ah Aah ah ah Ah ah C G D A E D C D G Aah ah ah ah Aah ah ah Ah ah G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy, C Em Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. G Bm Em Em7 And though the holes were rather small, C F They had to count them all, Em Em7 C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. Bm Em Asus2 Bm I'd love to turn you on (Orchestral climax leading to a massive E chord) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Asus2 -0- -0- -2- -2- -0- ---