Oooooohhhhh! Don't smoke Jerry's eyebrows

they're sure to make you weep and frown.

and they we know that it's no fun,

because the secret ingredient is a bottle of rum!

Oooooohhhhh! Go down to the liquor store and pick me up a couple o' more.

but on your way be sure to have lots of fun but don't forget

a bottle of rum!

and most of you already know

we've gone completely psycho.

because we had a little too much fun

with one little bottle of rum.....

RRRRUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!

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