Now I wanna wrestle in the Garden I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready I know I'm great but first I got to get in shape

Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he's the champion gonna take his belt and beat him

I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring

I ready for a match with the Russian Bear gonna piledrive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might hafta use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
if you're my victim you're beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine powerful and strong like King Kong

I'm the Crusher...

Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
I mean the Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb
He'd probably grin be real happy with himself this is not good for my health
I'm not coming out of this dressing room to get beaten up by that goon

Go back to russia go back home don't wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head i ain't gonna hide under the bed

I'm the Crusher...

I'm the Crusher
I'm the Crusher