Two fine gentlemen met in the lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do? How do you do? How do you do again?

Two fine ladies met in the lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do? How do you do? How do you do again?

Two tall policemen met in the lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do? How do you do? How do you do again?

Two little schoolgirls met in the lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do? How do you do? How do you do again?

Two fine babies met in the lane
Most politely, once again