When I was younger
I used to go
And tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually I didn't do that
'Cos I didn't want
The cow to be sad
But some
Of my friends did
They were all just
A little bit wicked
They'd blow up mail boxes
With a baseball bat
Go for direct hits

I know how to win
You can forget it
They throw rotten eggs
Into traffic
Toilet paper the fences
Throw the tables, chairs
And the benches
After practice
Sometimes we would break
Into mad fits
Causin' damage
(Burnin' amplifiers
and mic stands)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

I've got a confession
That I will make
If you will listen
Late in the nighttimes
We'd drive around
With hairspray
And sharp knives
Lookin' for road kills
Lightin' things on fire
For cheap thrills
Stab the corpses
And lick the knives
Like we're evil forces

Hockey games
On frozen ponds
No safety pads
Were ever put on
Drivin' home
On country roads
Sixty-five
In a twenty-five zone
In my parents Tercel
How did we survive
So well
Throw the keys
And the wheel locked up
I almost killed
Every one us

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

There must be
A guardian angel
Or some kind of destiny
We have
'Cos we should have died
A long time ago
The way
That we were livin'
In our paths

What will we say
When our kids come to us
And ask
With a smile on their face
"Hey Dad, my friend's
got some new ninja swords
Is it cool
if we slash up his place?"
Hey
Hey
Hey
("Is it cool
if we slash up
his place?")
And get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

(Ow)
Ow
Ow
Gow
Gow
(Yee, heeya)
(Gow)