What's
The worst
That could
Happen to you in just a day in the life?

'Cause that
Has probably
Happened to me in a common Tuesday afternoon

No, I
Don't mind
Black cats, breaking mirros, passing under the stairs

There's not
A thing
That could make it harder than it already is

It's a shit show
A fucking disaster
I always land on my back
Got out the wrong side of the bed
They call me mr. Bad luck

Never got any lemons
And the knife is in my back
It's so unfair
Life is unfair