The king is now stepping out into the balcony To the cheers of the crowd He's wearing the royal cape and crown And seems to be in good health His mustache is in excellent condition this morning Which of course is a good sign for an early spring He's now getting ready to speak
— "My dear citizens" — "Today is a great day for me, and therefore Of course, for the whole kingdom" — "I have the great privilege to announce That the royal enema has been carried through With success, and that My Majesty is no longer constipated" — "Naturally, this is particularly good news For the peasantry in our beautiful country And we ought to expect excellent productivity out In the fields" — "Furthermore... " — "I took a bath this morning. " The crowd cheers — "The bath was warm, dignified And reinvigorating. And I look forward To see what the Royal Brewery will be able To achieve with My Majesty's royal residue" — "Very well, that was all for today" — "Now, it's time for volleyball. Live well My citizens. God save the king"