And now, everybody to the dance floor
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A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
A Heffalump or Woozle is very sly
They come in ones and twosels
But if they so choosels
Before your eyes, you'll see them multiply
They’re extra-ordinary, so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
If honey is what you covet
you'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

They're black, they're brown
they're up and down
They're in, they're out, they're all about
They're far, they’re near
they're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick
They're insincere
Beware, beware, be a very wary bear

Heffalumps and Woozles
Heffalumps and Woozles
Heffalumps and Woozles
Heffalumps and Woozles

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Heffalumps and Woozles
Heffalumps and Woozles
Heffalumps and Woozles
Heffalumps and Woozles

They’re extra-ordinary, so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
(Size)
If honey is what you covet
you'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

They're black, they're brown
they're up and down
They're in, they're out, they're all about
They're far, they're near
they're gone, they're here
They're quick and slick
They're insincere
Beware, beware, be a very wary bear

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