You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a
Greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a
Seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch
Outta the two
I'd choose the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with
Moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce

Oh, Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch