One step, two steps
Counting tiles on the floor
Three steps, four steps
Guess this means that I'm a whore
Oh oh, hell no
How long till I reach the door?
F*ck me, my feet are sore

I'm wearing last night's dress
And I look like a hot ass mess
Although my hair looks good
'Cause I haven't slept yet

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask to me
I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)

Last night's bubble gum
No more bubbles, no more yum
Where'd I get the wrist band?
Tell me there's no tramp stamp
One, two, three, shoot
No I know that sh-t ain't cute
But dammit, man, the show is fun
Party till the sun wakes up

Okay now raise two hands if
You've ever been guilty
And clap, clap, clap right now
If you walk with me

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask to me
I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)

I shouldn't have let them
Take my keys, take my keys
They left me here with too much beer
My friends, they hung me out too dry
It's not my fault and that's why
I'm doin' the walk of shame

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask to me
I promise no more walks of shame

So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)