[Raven:]
Hey Coach Spitz... Pie?
[Spitz:]
Ooh, I love pie, I love apple
cherry, sweet potato
[Raven:]
I bet you do
[Raven:]
Keep looking at this pie
I bet you want a piece
Give me one good reason
why my baby ain't the lead
[Spitz:]
Ok, your baby can't act
[Raven:]
What?
[Spitz:]
He can't shoot, and he sure can't rap
[Raven:]
Well if you really want a piece of this pie
I bet you'll get past that
'Cause you ain't never had something so good
Hot and Fresh out of the oven
Honey, you ain't getting none
I said hey, you'll testify
if you want a piece of this pie
I said hey you better make it right
if you want a piece of this pie
You better let my baby shine
or you get no key-lime
I said hey, you'll testify
if you want a piece of this pie
[Raven:]
Now, if he's not the lead
what part can he play?
[Spitz:]
Uh, I could give him front row seats (No pie)
How about something behind the scenes? (No pie)
Just a little piece? (No pie)
Pretty, pretty please? (No pie)
I got it he can play a tree
[Raven:]
Hmm... you don't want no pie!
You ain't never never had something so good
Hot and fresh out the oven
Honey you ain't getting none
I said hey
Sweet potato, cherry, lemon, Apple strudel
Each one is delicious
but there's nothing for you though
I said hey
Testify, if you want a piece of this pie
I said hey, You better make it right
if you want a piece of this pie
You better let my baby shine
or you get no key-lime
I said Hey
Testify, if you want a piece of this pie
[Spitz:]
I got it, he can play Ref number one
[Raven:]
Any lines?
[Spitz:] he's got a whistle (No pie)
[Raven:]
How many times does he blow it?
[Spitz:]
It's for showin', not blowin' (No pie)
Alright, one
okay two gut wrenching whistles
[Raven:]
Now you get a piece
now you get a piece of this pie
now you get a piece of this pie