I got some satisfaction from lifting up your dress
A slap in the face is worth a hundred words
When I open my eyes again I expect that you'll be gone
But you always do what I expect
I'm stopping everything, making fun of myself
Drinking lipstick, tipping bookshelves
Ripping up words that I thought were important
- maybe that'll blow the window open
Everything I say is a stupid lie.
I won't tell the truth even when I die.
I'll pick myself to pieces 'til the end of time,
then I'll glue'em back together in a stupid rhyme, yeah yeah.
There's a story of a girl so sleepy, she could not be roused
She was kissed by pigs and doctors all over the land
The birds in the trees came down and landed in her hair
They built a nest and the little birdies hatched it there
Teach me something, rip out my hair
Send me flying through the air
Do something why don't you, fuck it, do something
I'm so bored I sleep...
Why don't you go out and talk some shit
Stand up kick 'em all in the family jewels
We'll watch them as their guts unfold
Then we'll rob a 7-11 and hit the road

I can be quiet or I can be loud
Anything to make my daddy proud
We'll take hostages make demands
Set fire to all our best laid plans
We'll assemble volatile explosive devices
Sell them for exorbitant prices
Purchase an aircraft learn to fly
Run outta gas while we're in the sky
Automatic pilot and x-ray spex
We were kissing in the cockpit when the airplane wrecked
Everything I say is a stupid lie.
I won't tell the truth even when I die.
I'll pick myself to pieces 'til the end of time,
then I'll glue'em back together in a stupid rhyme, yeah yeah.