So-and-so's in Tahoe with a hottie by the fire

Such-and-such in Cabo salsa dancing on a wire

I'm just spitting, gritting teeth and being crucified

Tryna to tell myself that pins

And needles is a vibe

Hey doctor, doctor

Give it to me

I got a bad case of not loving me

I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I, I always wish I was doing

What somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I don't got the huevos to approach the door and knock

No one cares

But I still feel like I'm a laughingstock

I keep running round and round

This same old city block

While everybody else inside is waiting for the drop

Hey doctor, doctor

Give it to me

I got a bad case of not loving me

I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I, I always wish I was doing

What somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I don't know where my heart at

Don't know where my head at

Don't know where my feet at

I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

Hey (hey) it's getting kinda cold out here I'm all alone

(knock knock)

Don't let me come inside your place (hey)

It's getting kinda cold out here I'm all alone (knock knock)

I don't wanna go inside your place

Give it to me

I got a bad, bad case of not loving me

I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I, I always wish I was doing

What somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I don't know where my heart at

Don't know where my head at

Don't know where my feet at

I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing

But I can't dance, don't ask me

I can't dance