I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone

Any major dude with half a heart
surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart
falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the mornin' it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you.

Have you ever seen a squonks tears?
Well, look at mine
The people on the street have all seen better times

Any major dude with half a heart
surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the mornin' it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you.

I can tell you all I know, the where to go,
the what to do
You can try to run but you can't hide
from what's inside of you

Any major dude with half a heart
surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the mornin' it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you.

Any major dude will tell you;
any major dude will tell you