The birthday boy has pearls and snakes,
to swallow in case of an earthquake.
He's got a black dog and the eyes on the clock,
and a head that ticks and tocks and tocks.

What can we do for fun today?
We can play some cards down by the freeway.
Anything you want, anything you choose.
If I don't have it I'll steal for you.

Hahahahahaha...
Hahahahahaha...

Birthday boy has eleven windows,
and socks with holes for his birthday toes.
He can fold into a knot when he starts to bend,
he's got kisses from all his birthday friends.

He's a big lipped daddy and I love him too.
He's the best boy that I ever knew.
He's so lucky that you might say,
that it seems to be his birthday everyday.

Hahahahahaha...
Hahahahahaha...

Talk to me my birthday boy,
tell me what you see.
Today is the best day of the year,
cuz you're curled up next to me.

Birthday boy dreams with his mouth open,
anyone is welcome to walk right in.
When he smiles the birds don't fly,
cuz they start to see the mischief in his eye.

What can we do for fun today?
We can play some cards down by the freeway.
Anything you want, anything you choose.
If I don't have it I'll steal for you.

Hahahahahaha...
Hahahahahaha...

Talk to me my birthday boy,
tell me what you see.
Today is the best day of the year,
cuz you're curled up next to me.